Supernatural Sports Fan Gifts

Monster Baseball

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

Trojan Hurdler.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"