Superstitious Sports Fan Gifts

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"First off I'd like to thank Satan."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Hockey Season.

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'