Superstitious Sports Fan Prints

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"First off I'd like to thank Satan."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Hockey Season.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"