Unconventional Sports Fan Gifts

High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Spring Training

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.