Sports Fan With A Twist Gifts

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Luddite Olympics.

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

'Aw, come on. Let's start the 'Wave'.'

'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

New for 2012 Olympic Can Kicking.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Peter denies Jesus for the third time.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'...When you hear 'Heads up,' that means duck your head...'

"Defence counsel, we can start the trial as soon as you and the defendant are ready."

Burkini Scandal

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Sawmill workers league

"We don't know where that thing has been."

"Is it? Can it be? No way! Oh my, it is! It's definitely Master streaking through the soccer pitch!"

Reaper Golf

'-but when I said I wanted us to be a team,,,'

'L-I-G-A-M-E-N-T!' Ligament! Ligament! Yee-aaaaay, ligament!'

'Robbers led police on a wild chase through the city today, making good their escape. So now it's off to the semifinals.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

Playing pig

'Are you sure there's not a play-off?'

Track Phones

Refrigerator running.

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."

Fantasy football? No, I'm a lobbyist - I play fantasy politics. 81.

"It says here prostate massage can spice things up in the bedroom. It just doesn’t say anything about a giant foam finger."

Medieval Consumerism

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."