Hockey Fan With A Twist Gifts

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

The Hockey World

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Improvised Dentistry.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

The Puck Stops Here.

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Burkini Scandal

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

"Mr. October"

'Hello, 911?'