Hockey Fan With A Twist Pillows

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Improvised Dentistry.

The Real March of the Penguins.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

'Hello, 911?'

"Mr. October"

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."