Unconventional Sports Fans Gifts

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"