Out-of-this-world Sports Fans Gifts

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The rocket powered skiier

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"Goal!"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Caber

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Piste-side Hotel

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."