Celestial Architecture Fans Gifts

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Sick Building Syndrome

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Clear construction agreements are important.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'm your sun!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He seems nice.'

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'