Celestial Architecture Fans Gifts

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Sick Building Syndrome

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Clear construction agreements are important.

You are everywhere.

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Angel with speed camera.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'm your sun!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

'He seems nice.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Budget Astronomy