Celestial Security Fans Gifts

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

You are everywhere.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm your sun!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angel with speed camera.

'He seems nice.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

'They come down here to smoke.'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Budget Astronomy

Angel Basketball