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Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm your sun!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Angel with speed camera.

'He seems nice.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'They come down here to smoke.'

Budget Astronomy

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud