Celestial Architecture Fan Gifts

Designated smoking area of the gods

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Sick Building Syndrome

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Clear construction agreements are important.

You are everywhere.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Lighthouse switch

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

'He seems nice.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Budget Astronomy

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball