'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'
Celestial Stock Trader Pillows
Add celestial charm to their space with pillows that blend stock market wit with cosmic design. Perfect for comfy trading zones or relaxing at home in starry style.
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"
"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."
"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."
An amplified harp
"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."
God creating the galaxy.
'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'
"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."
'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'
"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."
"First, I storyboarded it."
Angel Golf
It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."
Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates
Possible Merger Talks
Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.
"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."
'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'
"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"
Sell the Universe !
God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.
"I miss fine stores everywhere."
'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'
Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.
Bassoonist cherub.
Space Construction Co. What will we use for framing materials? Moonbeams!
'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'
God plays golf
'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'
'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.'
Earth/billiard ball
"I should stop buying shoes."
'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'
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Celestial Stock Trader Prints
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