Celestial Stock Trader Mugs

Start their day with a cosmic twist—our celestial stock trader mugs feature witty, space-inspired designs perfect for brightening up their trading mornings.

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'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.' mockup

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

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"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue." mockup

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

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"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market." mockup

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

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"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules." mockup

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

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An amplified harp

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"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector." mockup

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

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'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.' mockup

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

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God creating the galaxy.

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"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here." mockup

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

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"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free." mockup

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

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'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?' mockup

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

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Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates mockup

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

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Angel Golf

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Possible Merger Talks

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"First, I storyboarded it."

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It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it." mockup

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

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'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.' mockup

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

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"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!" mockup

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

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"I miss fine stores everywhere."

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Sell the Universe !

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'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.' mockup

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

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"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you." mockup

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

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God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket. mockup

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

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Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket. mockup

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

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Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2. mockup

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

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Bassoonist cherub.

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'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.' mockup

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

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God plays golf

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'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.' mockup

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

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'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.'

'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.' mockup

'I led a long and happy life. Twenty business cycles.'

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"I should stop buying shoes."

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"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why."

"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why." mockup

"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why."

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'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.' mockup

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House mockup

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

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Celestial Stock Trader Mugs Collection

Celestial Stock Trader Pillows

Discover celestial stock trader pillows that bring cozy, humorous, and astral-inspired charm to any space.

Celestial Stock Trader Prints

Bring the universe into their trading room with prints that celebrate celestial stock traders in a fun and stylish way.

Celestial Stock Trader T-Shirts

Check out our range of celestial stock trader t-shirts for a stylish way to showcase their passion for stars and stocks.