Celestial Biker Pillows

Give Way To Cyclists

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

An amplified harp

Golfing with God.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Recalculating!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Angel Golf

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Angel Basketball

And on the Seventh Day...

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'