Celestial Biker T-Shirts

Give Way To Cyclists

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

An amplified harp

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Golfing with God.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Recalculating!'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Angel Golf

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Angel Basketball

And on the Seventh Day...

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Angel using his hal to play golf.