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Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Space travel

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Surfing alien.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"How may I be of service?"

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Britain's first official astronaut.

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

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