Cosmic Hitchhiker T-Shirts

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'But what is the universe for?'

Head over Hooves

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Space wants to kill you."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

"You are here"