Cosmic Hitchhiker Gifts

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'But what is the universe for?'

Head over Hooves

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Anywhere but here

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"You are here"

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Disney will flip!"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."