Cosmic Handyman Gifts

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Alien David statue

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Boptimism

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

I did it my way.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Now it fits.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

Fuel bill gone through the roof