Intergalactic Hitchhiker Gifts

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Anywhere but here

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'