Quirky Hitchhiker T-Shirts

'This is a new one -- he got carpal-tunnel from hitchhiking.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Mummy Beggar

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Flight Socks.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Distance to horizon varies.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.