Cosmic Cyclist Mugs

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Space travel

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Surfing alien.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'