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The God's football

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The Adventures of God

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Pole Star

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Climbing to the moon

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Whoops!'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

'...Water on Mars'

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"Entanglement meets string theory."

Wind Warning on the moon.

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The Big A** Theory