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Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

dog vs UFO...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"It's not easy being green…"

When Trees Dream

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Ecology

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."