Galaxy Defender T-Shirts

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

There is No Planet C

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Nuclear waste.

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Save our Planet.

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"It's not easy being green…"

Cyberwarfare

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

I'd rather be phishing.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'