Galaxy Defender Gifts

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

There is No Planet C

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Nuclear waste.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Save our Planet.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."