Galactic Defender Gifts

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Their weapons don't amount to much, but they have the most vicious lawyers in the Galaxy.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

No Soliciting

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

There is No Planet C

A Change of Scene.

Nuclear waste.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Save our Planet.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

When Trees Dream

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

COP26 GLASGOW

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

The strong corna war

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

'Well, don't look at me!'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.