Galactic Peacekeeper Gifts

"Trump has his finger on the button..."

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Save our Planet.

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

Warring parents

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Aleppo vs. Russia

The Arab Autumn

A neutral observer.

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"We never fight anymore."

'The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.'