Galactic Guardian Gifts

Save our Planet.

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

Getting to Know You

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Well, don't look at me!'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Let the regime change on Earth begin...'

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

"What are you talking about? I'm defending the galaxy now!"

Interplanetary Family Intervention

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

dog vs UFO...

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Barack Skywalker

Bleak House

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves."