Galactic Guardian Mugs

Save our Planet.

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Well, don't look at me!'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Let the regime change on Earth begin...'

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

"What are you talking about? I'm defending the galaxy now!"

Interplanetary Family Intervention

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

dog vs UFO...

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Bleak House

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves."

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

Seagulls

'Partly cloudy tonight changing to light rain by morning, with a slight tremor in the Force.'

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'