Glacial Guardian Gifts

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

City Zoo: Day Care

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

Save our Planet.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Bleak House

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Getting to Know You

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'Well, don't look at me!'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."