Glacial Guardian Gifts

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

City Zoo: Day Care

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

Save our Planet.

"This place could use a moat!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Bleak House

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

'Well, don't look at me!'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Cat buying fish from gumball machine.

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."