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Planet of the Snowmen

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

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"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Oh Hi!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.