Geological Guru Gifts

This volcano became almost perfectly symmetrical when it erupted after being dormant for centuries. It became active and got into better shape!

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'C'mon get it straight.'

Apples for sale

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Natural Disasters

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Scientists are sexy

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Snowmen Around The World...

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

ACME Balloon Company.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Maths is fun!'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"