Geology Guru Gifts

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.

'Relax, it's just an 'el niño' year!'

Un oh Growling bear in bad mood again

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Scientists are sexy

Snowmen Around The World...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Maths is fun!'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Water is discovered on the moon....

Jewish Geometry

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin