Geology Teacher Gifts

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Natural Disasters

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Scientists are sexy

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"My homework ate my dog."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Gracie's baby toys.

The flies have landed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"