Geology Student Gifts

Continental Drift.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Scientists are sexy

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Imagination Navigation.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

How Glaciations Begin

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'