Geologists Gifts

Interdisciplinary studies.

Coldsaurus

The Jeopardy of Progress

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Scarcity

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Geese's Thoughts.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Water is discovered on the moon....

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

The sea 2050.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.