Geological Sciences Gifts

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Deforestation.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Natural Disasters

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Scientists are sexy

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Trump leaving

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Global Warmer 2000.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

The sea 2050.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin