Geophysics Gifts

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

North Pole

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Deforestation.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Boy and girl at thier studies

Natural Disasters

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scarcity

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Snowmen Around The World...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Climate Crisis

65 Million Years Ago

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here