Geology Gifts

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Rock historian.'

'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Modest to a fault.

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

Macroscope

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault!'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

The Steakosaurus

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

'Why's it so cheap?' - 'Some wild rumour about a fault line.'

'Awesome erosion!'

'I'm afraid we'll have to let you go, Ferguson -- you're interfering with the seismograph.'

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Stratigraphy

"Look, Riley - about these Continental shifts..."

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'Show-off.'