Geology Mugs

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Rock historian.'

'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Modest to a fault.

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Macroscope

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault!'

'Why's it so cheap?' - 'Some wild rumour about a fault line.'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

The Steakosaurus

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'Show-off.'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Stratigraphy

'I've been out here a long time. Is it still $35 an ounce?'

'Awesome erosion!'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

David loses focus for just a moment: 'Wow a petoskey stone.'

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.