Geochemistry Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a passion for geochemistry? Our collection offers witty, scientifically inspired designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—ideal for those fascinated by the Earth's mysteries. Whether they’re professional geologists or hobbyists, these items bring a fun and thoughtful twist to their favorite science.

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'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.' mockup

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children mockup

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

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"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here." mockup

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal." mockup

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

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'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...' mockup

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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Natural Disasters

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"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole." mockup

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

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Carbon Dating.

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Molecules You Ought to be Aware of. mockup

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

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Interdisciplinary studies.

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The Style of Elements

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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Scientists are sexy

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..." mockup

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

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"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill." mockup

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

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'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

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'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?' mockup

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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Gracie's baby toys.

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Geochemistry Gifts Collection

Geochemistry Mugs

Browse our full collection of geochemistry gifts, including humorous and stylish mugs perfect for science lovers.

Geochemistry Pillows

Discover our cozy geochemistry pillows—great for brightening up any space with a touch of earth science whimsy.

Geochemistry Prints

Explore our geochemistry prints, perfect for adding a scientific sparkle to your home or office decor.

Geochemistry T-Shirts

Check out our geochemistry t-shirts—ideal for wearing your scientific passion with pride and a smile.