Geochemist Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for a geochemist? Explore our collection of fun, clever, and personalized products tailored for those passionate about Earth's chemistry. From mugs to prints, find something that truly resonates with their love for minerals, rocks, and the elements. Celebrate their scientific curiosity with gifts that add a touch of humor and warmth to their everyday routines. Whether for a birthday, professional milestone, or just because, our selection is designed to delight anyone dedicated to unraveling Earth's secrets.

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'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.' mockup

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here." mockup

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal." mockup

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

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'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...' mockup

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

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Natural Disasters

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"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole." mockup

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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Carbon Dating.

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Molecules You Ought to be Aware of. mockup

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

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Interdisciplinary studies.

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The Style of Elements

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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Scientists are sexy

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..." mockup

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

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'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

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'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?' mockup

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

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''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.' mockup

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team). mockup

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

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Geochemist Gifts Collection

Geochemist Mugs

Explore our full range of geochemist products, starting with quirky and stylish mugs that bring chemistry and humor together.

Geochemist Pillows

Add some geological charm to their space with our geochemist pillows. Discover designs that bring comfort and a love for rocks and minerals.

Geochemist Prints

Find inspiring prints perfect for any geochemist's office or home—unique designs that showcase their love for Earth's chemical secrets.

Geochemist T-Shirts

Looking for more personalized gear? Browse our collection of geochemist t-shirts for stylish, witty designs that celebrate their passion for Earth sciences.