Geoengineer Gifts

"Not climate geoengineering again!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Natural Disasters

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Robotic Man

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scarcity

Scientists are sexy

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A day at the transgenic races

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Geese's Thoughts.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The High Line at Giza

Rock - see you in a million years!

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.