Geoengineer Gifts

"Not climate geoengineering again!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Natural Disasters

Robotic Man

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Scientists are sexy

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A day at the transgenic races

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Geese's Thoughts.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Water is discovered on the moon....

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The High Line at Giza

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.