Geology Genius Gifts

Geology

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Scientists are sexy

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Water is discovered on the moon....

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

How Glaciations Begin

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."