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Geology

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Natural Disasters

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

Rock - see you in a million years!

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."