Genome Genius T-Shirts

Mathematical sequence

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Gene Therapy

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Gardener of the Year.

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'If you're fat, it may not be your fault. You may have the 'couch potato gene'.'

Gene Expression

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."