Genetics Genius T-Shirts

"Eureka! We've isolated the sports fan gene!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Sale! Weed Whackers

DNA Analysis.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'ADN'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Money Tree

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

DNA Xmas.

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."